i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(Source: thefartsinourstars)


stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive


cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

(Source: cumfort)



are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 


the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS


wimpynoodle:

wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why


No one has talked about the line “started from the bottom”

jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die


Parenting Fails on Facebook

missrainbownuts:

fuckyoursuggestions:

pinkifingers:

the-trollian-elf-from-gallefrey:

unadulteratedsmut:

What some parents do on Facebook is just… outrageous!

See for yourself

Wish I could hit like on a few of these

I feel like we should preserve their idiocy

This legitimately made me nauseous

There seem to be no bad fathers on here. Prob because they left a long time ago.

Lmao! thats some shit my mom would do!


hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)


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