i’m starting a band called 999mb
we haven’t had a gig yet
there’s 1024 mb in a gig you’re doing it wrongshut up nerd
they still don’t have a gig yet
shoutout to my computer screen for having to stare at my face all day and not throwing itself out a window
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL ONE GUYS
is it really
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
Me sinto estranha na minha família
Me sinto estranha na escola
Me sinto normal sendo estranha no tumblr junto com outros estranhos
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids" claim about like public nursing or gay couples
little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything you tell them and go with it.
unless it’s quantum physics. please do not talk to your 4-year-old about that.
yes they might get shot by will smith
I feel like we never really hear from the MIB fandom, it’s good to see you