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Eleven/Clara - Carl/Ellie Parallels
(Source: runningawaywithaspaceman, via doctorwho)
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
Roger from One Hundred and One Dalmatians , animated by Milt Kahl .
(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
My belly button is full of pizza crumbs wuuuuh /rolls away
my baby brother just asked me what homophobic is and I told him that it means that you hate gay people and he said he’s not homophobic because he doesn’t hate gay people, he hates everyone.
(via thedoctorssam)
i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
(via thedoctorssam)
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
(via thedoctorssam)
